AngryWorm Awareness @ KILL-KILL-KILL.com

Hello, and welcome to the Angry Worm Awareness page. This page is to provide vital information about one of the deadliest and, ironically, least spoken about menaces the world has known. Since the dawn of time, the Angry Worm has plagued history, children' storybooks and religious cultures alike. It is a known fact among the educated members of the Church that Satan appeared to Adam and Eve as an Angry Worm. However, those that wrote the Bible did not think that 'Angry Worm' was frightening enough to compliment the setting of the story, so the Worm was called 'the serpent'. Too bad these Biblical authors could not have ridden in a school bus during mating season, or they would know that the wrath of an amorous Angry Worm is far more frightening than any Bible story...

Mating season is HERE!! Stay tuned for news updates on Angry Worm attacks... we will keep you posted!

Angry Worm mating season is between May and September. During those months, we must be aware of the color yellow around us. Female Worms turn entirely yellow during mating season, in hues ranging from lemon yellow to orange-gold. Scientists believe the bright color is to make them easier for the males to spot, since Worms' eyesight is, for the most part, quite poor. In any case, because of this poor eyesight, large yellow objects tend to attract unwanted affection from these love-struck giants.

Some helpful hints to mind during this dangerous season:

	Avoid all large yellow signs, building, flags, etc
	Do NOT wear yellow during these months.
	If your house or car is painted a yellow of any shade, have it painted a less conspicuous color immediately
	Be careful when eating at a McDonald's. To a near blind Worm, the large Golden "M" can appear to be a nubile female Worm in a compromising position.

If all else fails and you fall victim to an Angry Worm attack while on a school bus, observe the following DO'S and DON'TS:

	DON'T try to exit the bus. The Worm may think it's partner (the bus) is regurgitating. Studies have shown that Angry Worms occasionally regurgitate their last meal as an offering to their suitor before mating. You will probably be eaten, thrown up and re-eaten by other Worms until September if you try to run.
	DO make sure all windows are SHUT! This is to avoid... er... I'll have to send the photo via email. UWA HA HA!
	DO Move in a quick and orderly fashion towards the front of the bus. The Angry Worm will be most likely be attacking the rear of the bus. This is the danger zone.
	DO Get as close as possible to the floor to avoid being battered with broken glass in the event that the worm flattens the bus during the mating dance.
	DON'T panic!

Children should be drilled at least monthly at school and quizzed at home on what to do in the event that such a disaster occurs.

Just when you thought it was safe... despite all necessary precautions, the Worm can still strike.

AngryWorm Awareness @ KILL-KILL-KILL.com

Some helpful hints to mind during this dangerous season:

If all else fails and you fall victim to an Angry Worm attack while on a school bus, observe the following DO'S and DON'TS:

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