What??  Who's the Lawful Ghoul?!

Some of us in KILL have decided to follow the path of the Ghoul, for His teachings are that of  DESTRuction, groping the dead, and the consumption of beer.  Many still live in the light, and must be converted to the Ghoul's bountiful darkness ! 

All undead are servants of the Ghoul. Almost everything undead will attempt to make a corpse out of everything living, because corpses are more fun to play with. However, spectres in EQ have been known to leave people alone if a bribe of beer is offered. 

Be kind to ghouls; The Ghoul created them in His image.   Ghouls will only attack those who have recently offended the Lawful Ghoul. If you KILL a ghoul, beware! The Ghoul may send one after the other of His undead messengers to exact His revenge! Do NOT f*ck with the Ghoul!!

Here is an uplifting and touching story written by some confused, drug addicted soul:  

One night a man had a dream, and in his dream he reviewed the footsteps he had taken in his life with the Lawful Ghoul. He looked and noticed that all over the mountains and difficult places that he had traveled, there was one set of footprints... but over the plains and hills where it was easy, there were two sets of footprints, as if someone had walked by his side. 

He turned to The Lawful Ghoul and said, "My Lord, there is something I don't understand. Why is it that down the hills and over the smooth and easy places you have walked by my side; but, here over the tough and difficult places, I have walked alone; for I see in those areas there is just one set of footprints." 

The Lawful Ghoul turned to the man and said, "It is that while your life was easy I walked along your side; but here, where the walking was hard and the paths were difficult, was when I said, 'I don't get paid enough for this shit, my child.' and I bailed and split a case of beer with an angry worm." 

More Inspirational Stories

THE SACRED RITUAL OF THE LAWFUL GHOUL

There is a little Lawful Ghoul in all of us.  It is that part of our souls that we must reach and embrace before we should even attempt the Lawful Ghoul quest.   Do not fear your ghoul- your ghoul is a reflection of you.   The inability to accept your own ghoul can be an indication of feelings of isolation and inadequacies.  Your psyche may only be allow brief glimpses of your inner ghoul from time to time- do not be discouraged!  It is your subconcious' way of protecting you from the awesome and potentially devastating power that is the Ghoul.   Now is the time to journey into the recesses of your own soul and face your Ghoul head on!

Details of the Sacred Quest 

Rumors still abound regarding the quest for the Feather in Everquest, but only the Ghoul's most faithful know the details...