KILL - EverQuest - Mental Quiz

Mental Quiz

s your +medication working? Is your psychiatrist scheduling your visits closer and closer together? Take this short quiz and find out if you should be loose on the streets- the voices might be right!

Feel free to check out the current scores of those who have taken the Quiz!

Disclaimer: Neither this test nor the KILL Guild is intentionally discrimatory against elderly people, sociopaths, blind nuns, dogs, chicks or pyromaniacs.

Please enter your name or alias (required):

Q1: I want to rule the world because... (select one that best describes your psychosis):

1) I want to make it a better place for us all

2) I want to DESTROY it

3) It'll make the chicks dig me

4) I don't want to rule the world.. it's perfect the way it is

5) I believe it will be therapeutic for me

6) I'm the only one qualified

7) I already do rule the world

Q2: Check all that apply:

I am abnormally attracted to domestic birds

I love all forms of life, great and small

I have proven that farts are flammable

The sight of blood makes me nauseous

I chew ice scream

I have spoken with Satan directly

I have been / am currently on prozac

I have reoccuring dreams about KILLing things

They aren't dreams

Multiple Choice

Q3: You are at the supermarket picking up beer and toilet paper (and standing in line for a half hour so far) when a little old lady suddenly starts to wedge her cart in front of yours, effectively cutting you out of your place in line. Your course of action:

1) Let the nice little old lady in front of you

2) Tap her on the shoulder and inform her that the line ends behind you

3) Grab her by the back of her blue hair and slam her face into the candy display next to the register

4) Draw your AK-47 and make everyone pay

Q4: you're skulking through the dark alley and you see an unconcious man lying on the ground (don't ask why). You can see a roll of 100's hanging out o fhis pocket (This time it's not a set up). Do you:

1) Run and call an ambulance

2) Carefully remove the money, then call the ambulance and later insist that's how you found him

3) Take the money and leave him there to die

4) Take his money and then stab him to death so he can't wake up and see you making off with his money

Q5: You are driving like a maniac (as usual) and suddenly see a blind nun and her seeing eye dog crossing the road. You don't have time to miss them both. Do You:

1) Hit the nun

2) Hit the dog

3) Hit the nun and the dog

4) Hit the nun and the dog, then swerve onto the nearby lawn and take out the family having a barbeque

Q6: You are near the restrooms in a public building when you suddenly see a lot of smoke coming from one of them (men's or ladies'- you pick). Do you:

1) Rush in and make sure no one is trapped, then hurry and collect everyone you can find in the rest of the building and guide them to safety while dialing the fire department on your cell phone

2) Run out of the building and call the fire department

3) Run out of the building and let someone else call the fire department

4) Why would I call the fire department- I started the fire!